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flippinflapjack: glamydia: oh my god The girl who took a chunk of cake…you are doing it right

Feb 29th

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Feb 28th

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familiarexcuses: girlsthatlooklikeskrillex: This girl says girls with tattoos are tasteless and worthless (http://hopegallery.wordpress.com/2012/01/31/spectrum). I say she looks like Skrillex. i say she’s a sexist piece of shit. this article made my brain melt. she says tattoos make a woman worthless then goes on to encourage women to do “worthwhile” things like getting their...

Feb 28th

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plutoh replied to your post: what would you do Watching it now~ watch the episode where they beg for gas, the last guy has the most beautiful soul ever

Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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what would you do

that show gives me so much hope for humanity

Feb 27th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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advice for nice girls

you’re sweet. you’re a lovely person who genuinely believes in the good in all people and you do your best to make sure that everyone in your life is content. people like that, but some of them also like to take advantage of that. whether it’s douche bag coworkers or bitchy roommates, there’s going to be someone who abuses the privilege of your good nature. while your...

Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 24th

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Feb 24th

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Feb 24th

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Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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happy lent

this year i’ve decided to give up giving a fuck. it’s going to be tough, but it’s what jesus would want

Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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Feb 20th

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i just came upstairs to find my dog sitting on my bed intently watching deadly women. she then scooted over so i could sit next to her and watch it too. I FUCKING LOVE THIS ANIMAL.

Feb 19th

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no i don’t want any, there is nothing about tea that i enjoy

Feb 18th

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Feb 17th

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plutoh asked: I'm too scared to take a shower because I think the hawk's boyfriend's mother is in my house and I don't want to talk to her >~<

Feb 17th

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Feb 17th

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plutoh replied to your post: plutoh replied to your post: plutoh replied to… I wanna see that movie!!!!! COME VISIT ME AND SEE IT FOR FREE

Feb 17th

plutoh replied to your post: plutoh replied to your post: my life what… I tucked myself in before reading ^~^ you so cute c: i’m guessing my dream was inspired by watching the walking dead in addition to walking in for a total of about 10 minutes of star wars and the woman in black at work

Feb 17th

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plutoh replied to your post: my life what happened?! it was a long convoluted nightmare involving zombies, space and a haunted house on a secluded, but zombie free island. it started with zombies, and a bunch of people were sent into space to escape from them, then i woke up. when i went back to sleep the zombies got there too and you, me, amber and sara were hiding in a bathroom because we...

Feb 17th

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my life

wake up from a scary dream, it continues once i close my eyes again

Feb 17th

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Feb 17th

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petey the pit bull

today while at the dog park a pair of unruly dogs were picking on my little beagle. they chased her from one end of the park to the other. when they finally caught up to her they pinned her to the ground and started growling and biting her. i couldn’t get them off her and their owners were nowhere to be found. when i picked her up they jumped on me and continued trying to get at her...

Feb 16th

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plutoh: tlc has the best shows and specials i don’t care what you say toddlers and tiaras my big fat gypsy wedding extreme couponing say yes to the dress (big bliss) four weddings sister wives strange sex my strange addiction hoarders i didn’t know i was pregnant how much more can you ask for from one network? not much my dream is for them to one day combine all of these shows into...

Feb 15th

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Feb 14th

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obviously i have to interact with the only attractive customers all day after 7 hours of cleaning up old popcorn and vomit

Feb 14th

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some dreams just can't come true

last night i dreamt my dog was a genius, not just a smart dog, but an actual genius. this morning she farted while chasing her tail then tried to run away from the smell.

Feb 14th

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Catholic Priest Allegedly Told Child He Was Raping... →

prochoicejacksonville: I don’t want to hear anything, ever again, from any Catholic, ever, about what I can and cannot do with my body regarding contraception/abortion/sex/etc. EVER! Despicable. Absolutely and horrifyingly despicable. sickening. absolutely sickening.

Feb 13th

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