December 2010
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whorus asked: WHY DON'T YOU ANSWER YOUR DAMN PHONE?!
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The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy
He proposed in the dunes,
they were wed by the sea,
Their nine-day-long honeymoon was on the isle of Capri.
For their supper they had one specatular dish- a simmering stew of mollusks and fish. And while he savored the broth, her bride’s heart made a wish.
That wish came true-she gave birth to a baby. But was this little one human Well, maybe.
Ten fingers, ten toes, he had...
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“i fear all we have done is awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible...”
– Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto
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Reblog this if you live in New York. I want to...
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whorus asked: Iloveyousofuckingmuch.
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“there was an old woman who lived in a shoe
she had so many children, she...”
– childhood
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If WWI Was A Bar Fight
Germany, Austria and Italy are standing together in the middle of a pub when Serbia bumps into Austria and spills Austria’s pint.
Austria demands Serbia buy it a complete new suit because there are splashes on its trouser leg.
Germany expresses its support for Austria’s point of view.
Britain recommends that everyone calm down a bit.
Serbia points out that it can’t afford a whole suit,...
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allah be praised
tumblr’s back up :3
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