February 2012
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happy lent
this year i’ve decided to give up giving a fuck. it’s going to be tough, but it’s what jesus would want
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i just came upstairs to find my dog sitting on my bed intently watching deadly women. she then scooted over so i could sit next to her and watch it too.
I FUCKING LOVE THIS ANIMAL.
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my ass will never be the same
today i was one of the five people who slipped and fell at work. it’s okay though because my idiot coworker fell on three separate occasions while pissing me off.
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no i don’t want any, there is nothing about tea that i enjoy
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plutoh asked: I'm too scared to take a shower because I think the hawk's boyfriend's mother is in my house and I don't want to talk to her >~<
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plutoh replied to your post: plutoh replied to your post: plutoh replied to…
I wanna see that movie!!!!!
COME VISIT ME AND SEE IT FOR FREE
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I tucked myself in before reading ^~^
you so cute c:
i’m guessing my dream was inspired by watching the walking dead in addition to walking in for a total of about 10 minutes of star wars and the woman in black at work
plutoh replied to your post: my life
what happened?!
it was a long convoluted nightmare involving zombies, space and a haunted house on a secluded, but zombie free island. it started with zombies, and a bunch of people were sent into space to escape from them, then i woke up. when i went back to sleep the zombies got there too and you, me, amber and sara were hiding in a bathroom because we...
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my life
wake up from a scary dream, it continues once i close my eyes again
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petey the pit bull
today while at the dog park a pair of unruly dogs were picking on my little beagle. they chased her from one end of the park to the other. when they finally caught up to her they pinned her to the ground and started growling and biting her. i couldn’t get them off her and their owners were nowhere to be found. when i picked her up they jumped on me and continued trying to get at her...
plutoh:
tlc has the best shows and specials i don’t care what you say
toddlers and tiaras
my big fat gypsy wedding
extreme couponing
say yes to the dress (big bliss)
four weddings
sister wives
strange sex
my strange addiction
hoarders
i didn’t know i was pregnant
how much more can you ask for from one network? not much
my dream is for them to one day combine all of these shows into...
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obviously i have to interact with the only attractive customers all day after 7 hours of cleaning up old popcorn and vomit
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some dreams just can't come true
last night i dreamt my dog was a genius, not just a smart dog, but an actual genius. this morning she farted while chasing her tail then tried to run away from the smell.
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Catholic Priest Allegedly Told Child He Was Raping... →
prochoicejacksonville:
I don’t want to hear anything, ever again, from any Catholic, ever, about what I can and cannot do with my body regarding contraception/abortion/sex/etc. EVER! Despicable. Absolutely and horrifyingly despicable.
sickening. absolutely sickening.
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what is the appeal of jennifer aniston? has she ever been a movie that wasn’t fucking awful?
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my dog ate incidents in the life of a slave girl. happy black history month
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pfffffft
that moment when my dog and i fart at the same time and look at each other because we don’t know who should take the blame
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nigel would if he could and he will
nigel-thornberry-gifs:
and i thought i was the only person to sit through “cool world”
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I wish someone would love me as much as Kanye West loves Kanye West.
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why?
why do i always feel so compelled to watch dirty dancing? i don’t even enjoy it
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“We’re so used to seeing Planned Parenthood succeed at defining themselves as the trendy place to be…” -Charmaine Yoest, President of Americans United for Life
planned parenthood: the hottest spot in town
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petsmart
the only place where people don’t judge me for saying ‘bless you’ when a dog sneezes
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January 2012
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